Mr Natty shall suppose you have an inkling of know-how to rid yourself of facial hair. If not, here is a timely reminder: always splash your lovely chops with warm water. Even better, shave after a hot shower so that your pores have opened up to let those bristles loosen up. Massage a few drops of shave oil into your whiskers and then shave as usual (nice sharp blade, please). Rinse. Then, as it says on the bottle, your face feels like a baby’s behind. Step into the street and feel the wind in your face like an ace fighter pilot. It’s good to be alive.
For reasons of hygiene this product cannot be returned if unwrapped, unsealed or used, unless faulty.